Recently Registered Patents

Recently Registered Patents

50 Cubit-High Wooden Gallows System

Patent #45397

Abstract: A method for executing enemies of that state in a manner that will cause utmost pain and humiliation. The base is comprised of a single 50-cubit piece of rare wood, which extends far above the tallest buildings in any locale.

gallows
Persian Patent - Reign of King Achashverosh, Haman, et alInventors: Haman ben Hamdasah, Zeresh Assignees: Household of Haman Filed: Nissan 17, 3404 (357 BCE)

Oil Infusing Bathhouse

Patent #45398

Abstract: A method for ensuring sublimely soft and fragrant skin. Involves copious amounts of rare and expensive oils pumped through various pipes. Designed exclusively for use in the royal household.

bathhouse
Persian Patent - Reign of King Achashverosh, Meress, et al Inventors: Meress Assignees: Royal Household of King Achashverosh Filed: 3395 (366 BCE)

Lot-Drawing Mechanism

Patent #45399

Sophisticated paper mixing method to produce optimal results in any lot drawing. Designed to confirm previous biases.

lots drawing mechanism
Persian Patent - Reign of King Achashverosh,Haman, et al Inventors: Haman ben Hamdasah Assignees: Household of Haman Filed: Nissan, 3404 (357 BCE)