Thanks the best efforts of his supremely talented royal architects and designers, King Achashverosh proudly unveiled his replica of the famed throne of King Solomon.
After previous attempts to ascend the original throne, it was determined to be cursed with a most vile curse.
However, King Achashverosh would never let a curse stand in the way of getting that which he desires. Therefore, he commissioned the replica, and is extremely pleased with the results.
“Finally, everyone will see how great I really am,” the King announced. “See? See? I told you I’m the best. Just look at me, sitting up here on this ridiculously expensive throne, leading the biggest empire in the world. There has never been anyone else like me.”