Purim costumes with matching themed mishloach manos containers. Vendors selling gourmet custom delights. Delicious goodies. Fabulous gifts.
It's all here in the Royal Market of Shushan.
No, not that king. The King of all Kings.
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At the personal request of a certain Shushan resident named Mordechai, all citizens are encouraged to donate to The King's coffers by contributing to a meaningful cause.
Though it doesn't fit the spirit of Shushan, it's exactly the spirit of Purim!
כל הפושט יד נותנים לו
The royal king sits at the head of the largest empire in the world, all while spending his days immersed in wild partying and completely ignoring the needs of his constituents.
Viewed by himself as the wisest of all men, Haman applies all his wit to concoct conniving schemes that catapult him to greatness at the expense of everyone around him.
Like loyal puppets on strings, Haman’s sons fulfill every whim and desire of their father, hoping to bask in his reflected glory (and afraid of fatal consequences should they disobey.)
Winner of the “Worst Wife of the Year” Award, Zeresh alternates between providing Haman with very risky ideas and hacking away at his ego relentlessly.
I am proud to call myself a member of the greatest empire in the world, the Persian empire! Of course, I have a very happy life. This testimonial is entirely voluntary.
Since I was a little girl, I always loved the Persian Empire. And since King Achashverosh took over, I understand what a majestic empire it once was. Please do not read too deeply into my statement.
These tears streaming down my face are tears of happiness! I am so grateful that the very last of my crop will be used at the royal party, leaving my family with nothing to eat. We are honored to be so unceremoniously used to provide extravagance for the king.
There is no greater wisdom than that which is rained down upon us daily from the Royal Palace. Each morning, I anticipate the deep, profound things I will be able to pontificate upon all day.
The Department of Commerce forbids the import and export of commodities without explicit written permission from a department official. This is vital in ensuring an constant flow of taxes to the city’s coffers, as each item imported or exported is subject to a tax. Anyone caught violating this injunction will have their items permanently confiscated.
ALERT: Group of vicious bandits has been attacking travelers on the roads leaving Kush. Be advised not to undertake any unnecessary travel until the culprits have been apprehended. If travel cannot be delayed, ensure that there are guards and warriors in your traveling group.
Annual repairs are underway in the streets around the royal palace. Only those on official business will be allowed in.
